Poor Petey
He Hes a lil dog
A won him at the fair
with my good friend Faris
yeah yeah Faris
Hes my good friend
Yeah he likes the videogames
And 50 cent
Yeah Yeah He likes 50 cent
And so does toby
Yeah Toby likes Eminem too
But thats all
He doesnt like Kerrang Tv because they look like pandas
And hes on the sports team and doesnt wanto be a bumpkin
Yeah cause that gets you beat up
by coolians
Yeh yeah coolians
And its not so good to get beat up yeah
Cos it hurts and that makes poor petey sad

Yeah Poor Petey
Poor Petey
Poor Petey
Poor Petey
Yeah Yeah Yeah

And then when we all then went to the fair
I won him for 3 pounds a coconut
Then i won a ride stall game
Yeah yeah rides is fun
Once i went to the park and had a good time for the swings
But thats a different matter
Yeah matter
It dont matter
A tall
atiny bit
No no no matterness
No matterness i dont thats a word but whatever
We need talk back
Think
Back to the time
When i was
Talking bout taking him back to my house
But suddenly he got angry
He smelt ferret blood
HE waas way upset when i told i used to be a llama Because he didnt like my smell
Because id been farming
Far too much pigeons
Fat ones only
Thats why its

Yeah Poor Petey
Poor Petey
Poor Petey
Poor Petey
Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah hey slick